You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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