I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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