at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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