I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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