What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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