There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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