My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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