I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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