so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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