Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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