Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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