conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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