ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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