he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
