Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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