maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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