So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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