I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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