Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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