Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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