Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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