I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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