Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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