Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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