Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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