the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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