Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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