I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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