let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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