i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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