Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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