Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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