i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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