Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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