So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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