How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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