Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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