Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
