Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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