white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just cropdusted the office
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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