wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
