I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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