Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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