i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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