all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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