I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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