oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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