We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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