Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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