It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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