im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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