It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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