I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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