I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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